Erica gives a head job after her huge breasts got rammed! Instead, she gets to go to the gym in a normal bra (or none at all!), wear angular clothes, and be sexy or sporty or girlnextdoor just by changing her shirt. I get to look for bras in the very back and very bottom of every single display. She can wear any swimsuit off the rack I get to worry about breaking the straps. ~Erica Can’t Keep My Secrets~ Buying bras can be a questionable proposition of time, frustration, and regret. For years I took a thriceyearly pilgrimage to all department stores in the area. My mother huffed and fumed about prices, looking at my chest as if the size were my fault. I admit that I intentionally annoyed her with many things, but my continued growth was not one of them! After hours of picking through the bottoms of displays (usually tangles of bras halftrailing off of hangers and clinging to each other), the results of the quest were this: One minimizing bra with sharp seams, one sports bra that created the Uniboob Effect, and two clunky everyday bras with thick shoulder straps. They could be beige or white, but they ALWAYS had the little bow in the center. I suppose I should have been more grateful after all, they did fit, and they provided support during the first couple months. But they were ugly. I didn’t want the neutral bra out of the box with a serenebutblandfaced woman on the front. I wanted lower cups, cartoon fabrics, COLORS! I wanted skinnier straps, less hooks on the back. I wanted satin or mesh or silk, not the same old cotton/poly mix. I wanted to feel beautiful and feminine, not feel like I had to hide every glimpse of the sturdy dependable fabric. Of course, maybe that was the point. After all, I was under 18 and accrued far too much attention for a virtuous girl in the first place… Over 18, notsovirtuous, living away from my parents’ house, I passed by a lingerie store in the mall. Silk corsets and bodices were on display, and my sexuallyenlightened and jobholding self decided to try them out. Exhilaratingly, these adjustable beauties were at eyelevel, in SXL.
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Posted: January 17th, 2012 under Movies.
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